Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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