That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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