and next time when you feel me up, do it right
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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