Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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