another moral hangover. fuck.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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