I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
