Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You don't make any sense
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