i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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