it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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