He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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