What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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