One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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