I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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