I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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