people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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