OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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