ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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