he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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