kristin has been a bad kristin
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Randomize
