i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Everyone says I win the strip club
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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