White coat. Heels.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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