Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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