I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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