Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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