She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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