I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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