apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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