I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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