I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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