stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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