we're blogging at a bar
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I AM VODKA MAN
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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