"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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