3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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