Is it because I queefed?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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