Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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