if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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