You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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