bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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