Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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