OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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