What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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