Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
When did angry sex become our thing?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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