We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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