Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If I die, sorry about rent.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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