Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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