out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Dicks are not precious.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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