a queef is a wish your heart makes.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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