just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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