The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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