whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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