she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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