haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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