So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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