i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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