He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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