Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You are a genius and a whore.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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